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magikarp – an essay by kodiak 
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 magikarp – an essay by kodiak
magikarp is a pokemon
it sucks cocks
there is a mexican magikarp too
there are various memes about magikarp which u can find on the internet
magikarp is red
it has a mouth
and nice yellow moustache
also its armor is made of stalinium, the stronkest material ever and its red so its the tru communism
magikarp can swim
magikarp can sometimes be seen jumping from the water in to the air like a fabulous pokemon it is
and then splashing into the water with a huge fucking splash
which can troll some peeps if they dont like getting wet


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Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:07 pm
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Magikarp – An essay by Greg

Magikarp is a pure Water type Pokémon at National Pokédex Number 129.
It’s EV yield is a total of 1, into the Speed stat.
Normally, it is red but the shiny form is pure gold.
Magikarp debuted in Generation 1 and evolves into Gyarados at level 20.
In Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Red and Blue Rescue Team, it leads a sad life by stating “I’m the world’s weakest Pokémon.
You knew that, yes?” and “Look, my level went up! But I’m probably still weak…”[1]
It can learn 3 moves: Splash, Tackle and Flail. Tackle is considered a “Tough” move in Hoenn.

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1 - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team and Blue Rescue Team

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Post Re: magikarp – an essay by kodiak
Wonderfull ! Great pieces of litterature hea ! It's art ! ! ! (<= the second ! count as a sentence ponctuated by the third ! ) !

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sounds great, especialy with the music


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I must say, what a fantastic piece of creativity.

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Agreed.

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